This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn’t like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn’t smack her.
This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the wh**ehouse. But don’t you call it that, I’ve earned the right.[to Ryan]
This is from Michael, “Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”[reading her birthday card]
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.[to Toby]
Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
Okay. Listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We’re all on the same team here. The Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you’re fired.
My fiancé has plans for us this Saturday, so I really hope Dwight doesn’t make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him… I’m kidding. Kidding. Totally kidding.
If you think she’s cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago.[about Pam]
I’m a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I’m better at hiding than they are at vision.
I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inapropriate… no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it… Nike.
Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
