It’s been a long odyssey with your mother, hasn’t it?[Jennifer Melfi]Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by.[Tony Soprano]
Kids. You think you can protect them, but you can’t.
Jackie? Jackie is so f***ing mean, he’ll scare that cancer away.
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
I’m in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you’re mobbed up. It’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive.
I’m f***ing King Midas in reverse, here. Everything I touch turns to s***. I’m not a husband to my wife. I’m not a father to my kids. I’m not a friend to my friends. I’m nothing.[to Jennifer]
I got no identity. Even Brendan Filone’s got an identity. He’s dead.
Are you still feeling okay?[Jennifer Melfi]I feel pretty good, actually. When I find out who took a shot at me, I’m gonna feel even better.[Tony Soprano]
When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?[Jennifer Melfi]Hey, I don’t even let anybody wag their finger in my face.[Tony Soprano]
Did you confront them?[Jennifer Melfi]Have you been listening to what I’ve been saying? Kids don’t confront in my family.[Tony Soprano]
Everybody thought Dad was the ruthless one, but I gotta hand it to you. If you’d been born after those feminists, you would have been the real gangster.[to Livia]
Don’t be stupid. Even in the short term.[to Jennifer]
