I’m not lying to myself. I’m lying to you.[Michael Prince: And after all that talk about not lying to oneself.]
I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it.
I only have one rule. Never lie to me.[to Wyatt]
Humans lie. It’s what they do. [Asta Twelvetrees: Why?] Maybe they don’t want people to know who they really are.
General rule is, everybody’s lying. Period.
Falsehood is my own ineradicable vice.
Evidence lies. Information can be spun.
Brandy, I know I’m a crappy father, but I’m also a crappy liar. I’ve always told you the truth, even if it sounds creepy and weird.
Blood doesn’t lie.
Betrayal, lies, deceit sounds like my first marriage.
Anything can happen when you lie.
Acknowledging a lie is often the best path to finding the truth.