The more time you spend with someone, the more cursed you are to see them as human.
The emotional baggage is the relationship. Everybody has their issues, the point is to sort them out together.
The dance is tomorrow. She’s a cheerleader. You’ve seen Star Wars 27 times. Do the math.[to Sam, about Cindy]
The best we can do is make the most of the time we have with the people we love while they’re here.
That’s what a relationship is. It’s about losing control. It’s about surrendering.[to Emily]
Studies show a little pushback is healthy in any working relationship.
Speaking of closure, maybe now is a good time to mention that I’ve met someone new. Online. We’ve only exchanged a few messages. He’s a flat-earther, but it’s very serious.[to Logan]
Sometimes it’s just more important to be with the people you love than doing what you love.[to Molly]
Some people are not meant to be together, no matter how much we might wish otherwise.
She has no clue who she’s with. Maybe that’s the key to a successful relationship.
Rita will be devastated if I’m arrested. Her husband was a crackhead, and her boyfriend’s a serial killer. It’s kind of hard not to take that personally.
Relationships should be about love, and they shouldn’t be a transaction.[to Dinah]
