No one knows where great ideas come from, but you always remember where you were when they came.
Love is like being shot out of a cannon. Thrilling, except for that very last part when you hit the ground and your body breaks into tiny pieces.
Love is like air. Even if you cannot see it, you have to know it is there.
Love is like a lifeline that tethers an astronaut to his ship. If that line is cut, you are lost.
Liza, you are being very naughty. If you do not stop throwing knives at Daddy, I will limit your screen time.
It’s a date. I’ve never gone bowling with a murderer before. It’s been a goal.[to Harry]
Is it too much to ask for, to find an independent woman who only does what I want?
I’m not alone up here. This is bad. I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. My taint remains unchanged.
I’m enjoying my life so much I got little cartoon birds flying around my head.
I think that you were right.[Ben Hawthorne]That doesn’t sound like me.[D’Arcy Bloom]
I know that I’m gonna die, but if I spend every second worrying about it, then I can’t live. And part of the living is feeling it all. The good lifts you up, and the bad knocks you down, but you need the bad. You need those hard times.
I can be a good father. I’ve seen a lot of television.
