It’s pi**ing me off.[Jimmy Laird]Makes sense. Divorce is always hardest on the coworkers.[Paul Rhoades]
Look, I’m pro-boundaries. I’m always there for my patients, just not for my very needy colleagues.[to Jimmy and Gaby]
Look at your friends. You’ve got so many friends. You’ve got each other, but never forget that you have them too.[to Brian and Charlie]
You’re just gonna leave your car here?[Sean]I’m a white guy in Pasadena. The cops will probably just take it back to my house for me.[Jimmy Laird]
Paul, you think it’s safe for you to still be driving? You know? With the Parkinson’s?[Jimmy Laird]I passed the mandatory motor skills test a few months ago. I’m just a shitty driver.[Paul Rhoades]
Do you know what percentage of yourself is actually made of water?[Gaby]I know what percentage of me doesn’t give a s***.[Paul Rhoades]
I gotta get some coffee. I got drunk and stoned last night.[Paul Rhoades]What, did you join a frat?[Meg]No, it was a gay engagement party. Same same.[Paul Rhoades]
Grief’s a crafty little f***еr. Sneaks up on you.
Feel free to call me first thing in the morning and tell me I’m wrong. It’s what I live for.[to Jimmy]
Don’t even joke about hooking up with guys who ride Vespas.[to Alice]
Blood work looks good. Ah, your cholesterol has gone up a smidge. Do you remember that talk we had about eating healthier?[Julie Baram]I do. I ignored it.[Paul Rhoades]Mmm. Terrific.[Julie Baram]
Academia is the fifth circle of hell. It goes babies, musicals, magic, kale… academia.[to Gaby]
