That your garage?[Supervisor Curran]Nah, it’s where I make the weapons of mass destruction.[Feech La Manna]
My father told me, “never get old.” I should have listened to him.
My estimate historically, 80% of the time it ends up in the can like Johnny Sack or on the embalming table at Cozarelli’s.
More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision.
Marriage, or any partnership, for that matter, is a give and a take.[to Bobby]
Log off. That cookie s*** makes me nervous.[to Gigi, about his laptop]
Life’s too short. You can’t waste it fighting with your friends.[to Chrissy]
Let me die now if a man can’t voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.
Kids. You think you can protect them, but you can’t.
Jackie? Jackie is so f***ing mean, he’ll scare that cancer away.
It’s in his blood, this miserable f***ing existence. My rotten, f***ing putrid genes have infected my kid’s soul. That’s my gift to my son.
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
