Log off. That cookie s*** makes me nervous.[to Gigi, about his laptop]
Life’s too short. You can’t waste it fighting with your friends.[to Chrissy]
Let me tell you something, or you can watch the f***ing news. Everything comes to an end.[to Tony]
Let me die now if a man can’t voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.
Kids. You think you can protect them, but you can’t.
Jackie? Jackie is so f***ing mean, he’ll scare that cancer away.
It’s in his blood, this miserable f***ing existence. My rotten, f***ing putrid genes have infected my kid’s soul. That’s my gift to my son.
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
It’s a death sentence. You’re a smurf for 10 or 15 years, and then you die, s***ting in your pajamas.[about Alzheimer’s]
In your family, even motherhood is up for debate.[to Tony]
In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family. They’re the only ones you can depend on.[to A.J.]
If you can’t get your friends jobs, what’s the purpose of attaining success?
