One thing about us wiseguys, the hustle never ends.[to Fred Peters]
One suicide is bad enough, but two? They can both go f*** themselves.
One could write a song about a horse. But in order for it to be a hit with your target audience, he’d have to have a mounted cop on him and ripped up the ass with a MAC-10, no?[to Massive Genius]
Once you enter this family, there’s no getting out. This family comes before everything else. Everything. Before your wife, and your children, and your mother and your father. It’s a thing of honor.
Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by.[Jennifer Melfi: It’s been a long odyssey with your mother, hasn’t it?]
Nothing’s more useless than an unloaded gun.
No wonder the food sucks. You’re supposed to cook with the wine.[to a drunk Artie]
Nah, it’s where I make the weapons of mass destruction.[Supervisor Curran: That your garage?]
My father told me, “never get old.” I should have listened to him.
My estimate historically, 80% of the time it ends up in the can like Johnny Sack or on the embalming table at Cozarelli’s.
More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision.
Marriage, or any partnership, for that matter, is a give and a take.[to Bobby]
