I f***ing hate the way you make me f***ing ride you.[to Richie]
I don’t understand. When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old, and you two are still old.[to his mother’s friends]
I didn’t just meet you. I’ve known you my whole f***ing life.[to Gloria]
Horse and buggies don’t count.[Minn Matrone: I’ve been driving since I was a young girl.]
Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.[explaining to Tony and Silvio why he’s late]
Hey, you want that, it’s a phone call away.[Corrado ‘Junior’ Soprano: If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s a broad waiting in the car who wants to tongue my balls.]
Hey, I don’t even let anybody wag their finger in my face.[Jennifer Melfi: When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?]
Here we go. Here comes the Prozac.[Jennifer Melfi: With today’s pharmacology, no one needs to suffer with feelings of exhaustion and depression.]
Have you been listening to what I’ve been saying? Kids don’t confront in my family.[Jennifer Melfi: Did you confront them?]
Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. “I guess I’ll have to spread my legs now,” she says. “Why?” he asks. “Don’t you have a vase?”
Grown children often secretly wish for an aged parent to die. And it’s not necessary for the parent to be a witness for the prosecution. It’s a taboo thought, but common. Particularly if the parent has lost all capacity for joy at being alive.
Genetic predispositions are only that: predispositions. It’s not a destiny written in stone. People have choices.
