I f***ing hate the way you make me f***ing ride you.[to Richie]
I didn’t just meet you. I’ve known you my whole f***ing life.[to Gloria]
Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.[explaining to Tony and Silvio why he’s late]
If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s a broad waiting in the car who wants to tongue my balls.[Corrado ‘Junior’ Soprano]Hey, you want that, it’s a phone call away.[Tony Soprano]
When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?[Jennifer Melfi]Hey, I don’t even let anybody wag their finger in my face.[Tony Soprano]
Did you confront them?[Jennifer Melfi]Have you been listening to what I’ve been saying? Kids don’t confront in my family.[Tony Soprano]
Five hours they let me out for these funerals. I gotta spend it being maudlin?[to Tony]
Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem.
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.
Don’t make me pull rank on you, kid.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]F*** you, Paulie. Captain or no captain, right now, we’re just two a**holes lost in the woods.[Christopher Moltisanti]
Everybody thought Dad was the ruthless one, but I gotta hand it to you. If you’d been born after those feminists, you would have been the real gangster.[to Livia]
Everybody knows you’ve been the biggest f***ing cooze hound around the past four or five years. Your midlife crisis. You’d f*** a catcher’s mitt.
