Every day is a gift. It’s just… does it have to be a pair of socks?[to Jennifer]
Each and every man is judged on his own merit.
Don’t be stupid. Even in the short term.[to Jennifer]
Doctors. It’s always good news till it ain’t.
Did you ever notice he’s the only motherf***er who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like a natural canopy.
Depression is rage turned inward.
Dead people don’t have houses.[about Livia]
Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture on Route 22.
At our age it’s enough surprise we’re still alive every morning.
I was sorry to hear about your mother.[Fran Felstein]At least she didn’t suffer. She made all of us suffer, instead.[Tony Soprano]
Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f*** themselves?
All due respect, you got no f***ing idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f***ing thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.[to Silvio]
