When he first heard the term “pie in the sky,” he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne.[to Christopher, about Tony]
What’s mine is not yours to give me.[to Tony]
What do you study in India? How not to get diarrhea?[to Meadow]
What do I give a s*** if they’re scared or whatever. I’m running a f***ing business, not a popularity contest.
You’re late.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]Well, tomorrow I can be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever.[Ralph Cifaretto]
You’re a wise-ass motherf***er?[Protester]Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won’t f*** her.[Christopher Moltisanti]
Unless they’re paying your nut, nobody has a right to tell anybody else how to earn a f***ing living.[to Jackie Jr.]
Ton’, you give this guy a golf club, he’ll probably try to f*** it.[about Don Vittorio]
Those who want respect, give respect.[to Richie]
This psychiatry s***. Apparently, what you’re feeling is not what you’re feeling, and what you’re not feeling is your real agenda.
There’s nothing like being in the joint to teach you how to ease another man’s tensions.
The wrong person finds out about this and I get a steel-jacketed anti-depressant right in the back of the head.[to Carmela, about Prozac]
