Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading.[to Tony]
If you can’t get your friends jobs, what’s the purpose of attaining success?
If there’s ever anything you can do for me, let me know.[to Matt and Sean]
I figure I’m gonna have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.
I’ve been driving since I was a young girl.[Minn Matrone]Horse and buggies don’t count.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]
As far as f***ing bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. They had their turn, and now we got ours. That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more.
Anthony is a c**t hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that c**t hair.
You live, you learn.
You know what the biggest change for me is? Broads shaving their bushes. I went over to Silvio’s, it’s like the Girl Scouts over there.
What if something should happen?[Carmela Soprano]You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.[Tony Soprano]
I can’t believe this.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]Why not? Last year, you believed a flying saucer was over East Rutherford.[Ralph Cifaretto]
When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.[to Christopher]
