The wrong person finds out about this and I get a steel-jacketed anti-depressant right in the back of the head.[to Carmela, about Prozac]
The worst part, truthfully, is I gotta sit there with people who are hurting. Bad. And I gotta have the long face and the sighing and the platitudes. But I don’t feel it. And that makes me feel like a hypocrite. And that makes me mad at them.[to Jennifer]
The heart also wants what the d*ck wants.[Ronald Zellman: The heart wants what the heart wants, I guess.]
The grieving process, it takes time the closer you are to somebody.
The dead have nothing to say to us.[to Bobby]
That’s what being a boss is, you steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can.
That’s the thing with the gays. It’s the living in the closet, makes them devious.
Ten years you thought about Janice? There are men in the can better looking than my sister.[to Richie]
Talk about a jolt to the system. Try getting shot at. It’ll give you a nice kick start.
Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures to get their s*** together. We’re gonna be stealing thousands more of these things.[about DVD’s]
Some people are better at being number twos.
Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti? He’d get his ass kicked every day.[to Adriana, about adopting]
