You know what they say, “Revenge is like serving cold cuts.”[Tony Soprano]I think it’s, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”[Jennifer Melfi]So, what’d I say?[Tony Soprano]
You don’t s*** where you eat. And you really don’t s*** where I eat.[to Benny]
You direct your anger where it belongs.
You could tell everything about a man by the way he treats women.[to Ralph]
You chose this life. You don’t wanna work in the rain, try for the f***ing Yankees.[to Christopher]
You can talk about every day being a gift and stopping to smell the roses, but regular life’s got a way of picking away at it.
You’re both very angry.[Jennifer Melfi]Yeah, you must’ve been at the top of your f***ing class![Tony Soprano]
Did you think it was funny?[Valentina La Paz]Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight-year-old boy thinks is funny.[Tony Soprano]
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddy Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]Why didn’t you say something? F*** strippers, we could’ve had a shrine, sold holy water in gallon jugs. Could’ve made billions.[Tony Soprano]
Where did he get this bread, the bread museum?[at Artie’s restaurant]
What’s different between you and me is you’re going to hell when you die![to Tony]
