You’re only as good as your last envelope.[to Paulie]
You’re a bartender. You’re supposed to be listening to my problems.[to Artie]
You could tell everything about a man by the way he treats women.[to Ralph]
Did you think it was funny?[Valentina La Paz]Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight-year-old boy thinks is funny.[Tony Soprano]
Let’s get back to Pie-O-My. It’s sad that you’ve lost something that you love. That being said, it is a horse.[Jennifer Melfi]What the f*** is the matter with you?[Tony Soprano]
They miss a payment, they start acting like they’re doing you a favor if they give you anything. And then you gotta spend all your time hounding them. You gotta get your arms around this thing.[to Artie]
There’s two endings for a guy like me. High-profile guy. Dead, or in the can. Big percent of the time.
The heart wants what the heart wants, I guess.[Ronald Zellman]The heart also wants what the d*ck wants.[Tony Soprano]
The dead have nothing to say to us.[to Bobby]
Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti? He’d get his ass kicked every day.[to Adriana, about adopting]
It’s in my history book.[A.J. Soprano]So, you finally read a book and it’s bulls***.[Tony Soprano]
Did you ever know anybody that ever committed suicide?[Tony Soprano]Plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony.[Janice Soprano]
