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They killed him?[Ted]Yeah.[Sarah]Oh, s***. Yeah, f*** that. I’m out. Wait, maybe I’m Buddha. Buddha was lazy, right?[Ted][about Jesus]

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Source:S1.Ep6: Loud Night
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