Ted Quotes

Maybe I could just tell Matty to go f*** himself.[Ted]No way, dude, my dad’s a sadist. He thought Vietnam was fun.[John Bennett]Jesus, really?[Ted]Yeah, he cried when the helicopters came to pick him up. You don’t want to piss him off, man. He’ll kick you out of the house. You’ll starve.[John Bennett]What the hell kind of f***ed-up wish makes it so your teddy bear comes to life, but he’s still got to eat?[Ted]