We don’t pay VAT, we don’t pay income tax or national insurance. On the other hand, we don’t claim dole money, social security, supplementary benefit, do we? The government don’t give us nothing, so we don’t give the government nothing.
The only time you ever made women jealous was the night you won the last house at bingo.[to Mickey Pearce]
Sssh! Keep your voices down! You’ll get him chucked out of here.[to Rodney, during a prison visit to Grandad]
Running away only wears out your shoes.[to Rodney]
Rodney, you know, he tried to join the police force once, it was after he failed the intelligence test to become a Unigate milkman.[to Sandra]
Oh, yes, yes, all the lads remember Marlene.[to Boycie]
Oh, come on, Roy. You didn’t lose your friends. You didn’t have any to lose in the first place.
No, no, no, I never fancied myself.[Pauline Harris: You never married yourself, Del?]
No, I’ve never been in here before in my life, have I Mike?[Trudy: Do you come in this pub often?]
No, I’m ambiguous.[Vimmal Malik: I thought you were right-handed.]
No way, Pedro![repeated line]
Mum’ll be there. Because she’ll be wanting to see Rodney, her little wonder baby. She always used to call him that, you know, because she wondered how the hell he happened.[to Albert, about Heaven]