One failed marriage, who hasn’t been there? Two failed marriages? People start asking questions.
Oh, Charles! I see you lurking in that way you do, making sure everyone knows you’re here.
Nothing makes a loser crazier than everybody else happy and winning.
Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. That, or a good cheese plate.
Nobody stops a guy with a ladder! It gets you in anywhere.
Mabel’s never wrong. Except when she suggested that I remove the singing crab people from the show. I mean, that’s just lunacy.[to Loretta]
Look, there can’t be anything between us. I’m a professional.[Charles-Haden Savage]And I’m wearing red lingerie.[Sofia Caccimelio]Semi-professional.[Charles-Haden Savage]
It’s easy to assume that everyone is just okay, but sometimes they just aren’t.
It’s amazing the amount of steaming horses*** you can feed the American public if you tell them it’s organic.
Is it cancer? I just need to know how invested I should get in you. You don’t adopt a 20-year-old dog.[to Charles]
If my years in regional theater and wild orgies have taught me anything, it’s that there is no getting rid of glitter.
I’m telling you, these people are killers. They played Monopoly start to finish and no one flipped the board over. Sociopathic.
