Taxpayers shouldn’t have a say in how their tax dollars are spent. That’s anarchy.[Mike Thompson]Well, some people call it democracy.[Ben Hawthorne]
Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the Earth. Somewhere. Not here. It’s 30 degrees out. It snowed 9 feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.
Soul is like a thread woven into everything around us. When someone dies, they become part of the land, sky, everything. But if the thread’s cut, it’s like tearing a hole in the world, destroying the balance.
Sometimes you gotta slay a monster for your best friend.[to Asta]
Sometimes you gotta face life head on. You know, you can’t run away from your problems. They come back, and they’ll eat you alive.[to Ben]
Sometimes the hardest things in life create light and hope and take you one step closer to happiness.
You spanked me.[Max Hawthorne]Softly, like a father who wants to be your friend.[Harry Vanderspeigle]
She likes long naps. And it is better than being awake for her real life.[about Carlyn]
Scrubbing a cast-iron skillet, that’s like washing your hands before you eat a sandwich. Half of what you taste on the sandwiches, that’s finger flavor.
Planets are alive. On Planet Earth, volcanoes, forest fires, and earthquakes are just some of its natural processes. They are all necessary for Earth’s survival, even if they take out a few million people now and then.
People like being with people who like being with themselves.
One thing I know about attractive humans is they do not work the night shift. They work in the light, so everyone can enjoy them.
