Every time a man holds a baby it ends in screaming tears. And then the baby gets upset, too.
Enjoy the Zen beauty and relative anonymity of this table as long as you can.[to Ethan and Esther at the kids’ table]
Can you stop your brain for one second and take in all the information before you speak?[Susie Myerson]No.[Miriam ‘Midge’ Maisel]
Boy, are you in the wrong family, kid.[Esther Maisel: Ah! Too much talking!]