You chose this life. You don’t wanna work in the rain, try for the f***ing Yankees.[to Christopher]
You can talk about every day being a gift and stopping to smell the roses, but regular life’s got a way of picking away at it.
Yeah, you must’ve been at the top of your f***ing class![Jennifer Melfi: You’re both very angry.]
Yeah, Little Pussy. You think he’s gonna f*** with Big Pussy? My Pussy?[to Hesh]
Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight-year-old boy thinks is funny.[Valentina La Paz: Did you think it was funny?]
Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record.[Livia Soprano: Well, all I know is, daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons.]
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
Why didn’t you say something? F*** strippers, we could’ve had a shrine, sold holy water in gallon jugs. Could’ve made billions.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri: One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddy Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.]
Where did he get this bread, the bread museum?[at Artie’s restaurant]
When he first heard the term “pie in the sky,” he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne.[to Christopher, about Tony]
What’s different between you and me is you’re going to hell when you die![to Tony]
What, your father never cut off anybody’s pinky?[to Jennifer]
