As of the wedding day, anything that touches her p***y is off limits.[to Tony, about Adriana]
As far as f***ing bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. They had their turn, and now we got ours. That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more.
Anthony is a c**t hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that c**t hair.
After 19 years of marriage, I find it very sad that we have to pay someone to teach us how to interact.[to Tony]
Acting is mostly feelings, unless the actor’s driving a car, sword fighting or something. You want to write? Feelings is what it’s all about. Revealing your innermost feelings is the best kind of writing.[to Christopher]
You’re only as good as your last envelope.[to Paulie]
I want what I am entitled to.[Carmela Soprano]You’re entitled to s***![Tony Soprano]
You’re born to this s***. You are what you are.
You’re a bartender. You’re supposed to be listening to my problems.[to Artie]
I just think that’s very, very wonderful![Carmela Soprano]You would think I was Hannibal Lecter before or something.[Tony Soprano]
You want more responsibility? Start with controlling your wife.[to Bobby]
You make your own luck in life.