Nothing’s more useless than an unloaded gun.
I guess what struck me most was… she didn’t mince words. Between brain and mouth there was no interlocutor.[about Livia]
Grown children often secretly wish for an aged parent to die. And it’s not necessary for the parent to be a witness for the prosecution. It’s a taboo thought, but common. Particularly if the parent has lost all capacity for joy at being alive.
As of the wedding day, anything that touches her p***y is off limits.[to Tony, about Adriana]
After 19 years of marriage, I find it very sad that we have to pay someone to teach us how to interact.[to Tony]
You direct your anger where it belongs.
You’re both very angry.[Jennifer Melfi]Yeah, you must’ve been at the top of your f***ing class![Tony Soprano]
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
What, your father never cut off anybody’s pinky?[to Jennifer]
That’s what being a boss is, you steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can.
She’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.[about Ginny Sacramoni]
No wonder the food sucks. You’re supposed to cook with the wine.[to a drunk Artie]
