Log off. That cookie s*** makes me nervous.[to Gigi, about his laptop]
I didn’t just meet you. I’ve known you my whole f***ing life.[to Gloria]
If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s a broad waiting in the car who wants to tongue my balls.[Corrado ‘Junior’ Soprano]Hey, you want that, it’s a phone call away.[Tony Soprano]
Don’t make me pull rank on you, kid.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]F*** you, Paulie. Captain or no captain, right now, we’re just two a**holes lost in the woods.[Christopher Moltisanti]
Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f*** themselves?
