Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf’s height thinks he’s the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf’s height.
Dwarven anger outlives even Elven memory.
All dwarfs are bastards in their father’s eyes.
Pretend that you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.[Monica Geller]Yes, and grumpy.[Rachel Green]What are you… stop naming dwarves![Chandler Bing]
