They’re not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they?[Beth Smith]I never thought I’d be the one to say this, but you need to watch more anime, Mom. Whoa, easy now, Naruto![Summer Smith]
Honey, you shouldn’t have to be a lost middle-aged woman yet. Take it from me. It sucks. And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything, including how hard it’s gonna get.[Beth Smith]Yeah. I guess I’m sorry for what I said. I just don’t know how to be your friend.[Summer Smith]You don’t have to be. You’re my daughter.[Beth Smith]
Don’t insult my father. He’s the reason our kids are only half-stupid.[to Jerry]
I was traumatized, Summer. Okay, your generation wouldn’t get that.[Beth Smith]B**ch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast.[Summer Smith]
