I am gonna be your new boss. It’s my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Checkout time is never.[to Jim]
How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless, insatiable.
Here is my card. It’s got my cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick, and I don’t celebrate any major holidays.[to a potential client]
Fact. I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.[to Jim]
Employees of this office are very small and delicate. Deserve protection from local pervs. Better a thousand innocent men are locked up than one guilty man roam free.
Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it.[Dwight Schrute]You want me to answer phones with my clothes on.[Elizabeth the Stripper]We hired you for three hours work and we’re going to get it.[Dwight Schrute]
Although, publicly, I am going to retain the Assistant Regional Manager position.[Dwight Schrute]You will be your own assistant.[Pam Beesly]Correct, I need someone I can trust.[Dwight Schrute]
“Don’t be an idiot.” Changed my life.[Michael Scott: What is the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?]