We could go and see a show tonight. What about The Mouse Trap? You know that Agatha Christie play where someone dies every performance? Usually in the audience. Seeing as only old people go and see it.[to Nora]
This is home.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]You know, sometimes home is just a state of mind.[Rebecca Welton]
That’s what sport is. That’s what life is, isn’t it? A series of chances.
Ted, why aren’t you coaching Henry’s team?[Rebecca Welton]I kind of realized that coaches and dads sometimes have conflicting jobs.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Sometimes shiny things can tarnish.
One man’s grope is another woman’s gain.
Oh, this sport. I’d forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a s***.
Just because we own these teams doesn’t mean they belong to us.
It’s not that I refuse to talk about you going home. It’s that I refuse to accept that you are not coming back. [to Ted]
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted?[Rebecca Welton]I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
How can I help, Rebecca?[Leslie Higgins]I just need some advice.[Rebecca Welton]Oh. Keeley didn’t text you back?[Leslie Higgins]She did not.[Rebecca Welton]Ted?[Leslie Higgins]Can’t find him.[Rebecca Welton]Sassy?[Leslie Higgins]On a plane with no Wi-Fi. Can you imagine that?[Rebecca Welton]Disgusting. How about your mother?[Leslie Higgins]Are you f***ing with me?[Rebecca Welton]I am flattered.[Leslie Higgins]
Football isn’t just a game. It’s one of those amazing things in life that can make you feel s*** one moment, and then, like it’s Christmas morning the next. It has the ability to make heroes and villains out of ordinary men.
