When you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to want to follow it.
When you hear the sound of thunder Don’t you get too scared Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words F*** you, thunder You can suck my d*ck You can’t get me thunder ‘Cause you’re just God’s farts[singing]
When the meter is blue, that’s full adhesion. Easy way to remember, blue is glue.[Benji Dunn]And when it’s red?[Ethan Hunt]Dead.[Benji Dunn, explaining gloves to Ethan]
What’s your middle name?[Ted]Leslie.[Samantha Jackson]Oh, my God! So, you’re Sam L. Jackson![Ted]That’s f***ing great! Just like Sam L. Jackson![John Bennett]Who is that?[Samantha Jackson]You ever seen any movie ever? He’s the black guy.[Ted]
What’s wrong?[Juno]We’re very unhappy.[Barbara Maitland]What did you expect? You’re dead.[Juno]
What, you didn’t actually think it would work, did you?[Geoffrey Appleyard]It was your plan.[Anders Lassen]
What kind of scientist was Grandpa?[Phoebe Spengler]The kind that repels loved ones.[Callie Spengler]
Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep.[Beast: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for her. But what?]
Well, that would be some trick.[Madam Mim: Say, lad, did you know that I can make myself uglier yet?]
Well, how is it that you see us and nobody else can?[Adam Maitland]Well, I read through that Handbook for the Recently Deceased. It says, “Live people ignore the strange and unusual.” I myself am strange and unusual.[Lydia Deetz]
Welcome to the future.[Tewkesbury: Where are all the servants?]
We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He’s a sailor. He’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble.
