That’s funny. Really? I don’t remember you making any sperm.[Susan: It’s my baby, too.]
Probably kill myself.[Monica Geller: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?]
Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it! If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
I know that. That’s why I was getting married.[Monica Geller: You can’t live off your parents your whole life.]
Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. Wait, what’s my number? What? I never call me.[to Monica]