A boss’s salary isn’t just about money, it is about perks. It… for example, every year I get a $100 gas card… Can’t put a price tag on that.
A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. And then, like, twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us.
“Hug it out, b**ch.” That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go. And walk away, and they’re done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn’t translate.
“Don’t be an idiot.” Changed my life.[Michael Scott: What is the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?]