Not everybody has a god, but everybody has a religion.
Men have gazed at the stars for millennia, and wondered whether there was a deity up there, silently directing their fates. Today, for the first time, they’ll be right. And the world will be an undeniably better place.
It feels like… there’s a big blender in my gut. And inside that blender, there’s everything. Love, hate, fire, ice, polonium, ice cream, tarantulas… everything. All of God’s creation inside of me.
In the end, the change in us always comes from God.
If you want to play like a God, you better eat like one.
If there is a God, then I am His creation. And I… am the truth.
If God hadn’t meant for me to get high, he wouldn’t have made being high so much, like, perfect.
I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.
I still can’t get over that I’m related to God. It’s gonna make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
I said to my professor, ‘Why mourn the death of presidents, or anyone for that matter? The dead can’t hear us.’ And he asked me if I believed in heaven. I said, ‘No.’ And then he asked if I had no faith in God. I said, ‘You have it wrong; it’s God who has no faith in us.
I grew up with God in my house. All He brought was more pain.
Gods only give gifts when they get something in return.
