The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to employ the 10:00-2:00 hand position on the wheel. It’s a matter of public safety. But there’s always a sacrifice.
That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.
Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs.
Some sparkling new spark plugs for Bilbo Baggins.[Murray Bauman]Spark plugs, that’s it?[Dustin Henderson]I’m also giving out free hugs.[Murray Bauman]
Hello, Coach. Really glad you decided to…[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “Coach.”[Roy Kent]
Shut up, Thierry Henry.[repeated line]
Say what you want about Yemen, but they’re not shy about prescriptions.[to Ja]
No one wants to kiss a girl in black.
My therapist wants me to accept the things that are out of my hands. Tragically for him, he’s not out of my hands.
My older brother told me there’s two types of babies. One that comes out of a woman’s vagina, normal, and then butt babies, worse in every way. They come out of a woman’s butt. You know, I believed I was a butt baby until I was like, 14.
Jamie, deep down, at your core, you are a prick. So just be a prick.
Well, I’ll be damned.[Aziraphale]It’s not that bad when you get used to it.[Crowley]
