Every woman in this world, she’s selling. S***, even if she doesn’t wanna be she’s still got a price tag on her somewhere. Every one of us.
Do you think that the only way a woman can be successful is by using magic? Supernatural and sexist. You really are a Nightmare, aren’t you?[to the Corinthian]
Do you care for nothing but women?[Lucius Vorenus]What else is there? Food, I suppose.[Titus Pullo]
Comedy is fueled by oppression, by the lack of power, by sadness and disappointment, by abandonment and humiliation. Now, who the hell does that describe more than women? Judging by those standards, only women should be funny.
Beautiful women tend to have a lot of enemies.
As women, we are often put in circumstances not of our choosing. But that doesn’t mean we don’t have power over the men who put us there. We only have to recognize our power and become skilled at using it.
Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There’s a wishing fountain at the mall. And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela a heart, and for Kelly a brain. “Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?” You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all.
All men underestimate women. Even the one who’s supposed to love us.
A big part of being a woman is to help men manifest their calling.
“Hug it out, b**ch.” That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go. And walk away, and they’re done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn’t translate.
