Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.
A lot of the people here don’t get trophies very often, like Meredith or Kevin. I mean, who’s gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin Donuts?
A good manager has got to be hungry. Hungry for success.
A good manager doesn’t fire people. He hires people and inspires people. People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business.
A boss’s salary isn’t just about money, it is about perks. It… for example, every year I get a $100 gas card… Can’t put a price tag on that.
A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. And then, like, twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us.
“Hug it out, b**ch.” That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go. And walk away, and they’re done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn’t translate.
