Should’ve taken that serum. Bucky is full of s***.
She’s 22 now.[Nomad]Not much older than when we met.[Rachel Stone]Yes, but she fell in with a bunch of criminal lowlifes.[Nomad]Some people get all the luck.[Rachel Stone]
Remember, never trust anybody over 30.[to Lucius]
Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day except one, the day you die.
Recognize this puss?[Wolf Jackson]Never seen that chick before in my life. Or afterlife.[Betelgeuse]
Please be my prisoner. Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner![to the bird Kevin]
People on Earth die when they’re, like, 50.[Peter Quill]They die when they’re 50?[Mantis]I don’t know. Something like that.[Peter Quill]What’s even the point of being born?[Mantis]
Our best hope is to confuse him.[about Grindelwald]
One shouldn’t do a deep squat with a chopstick in one’s pocket.
Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no. No, no, no, are you crying? Oh, my God. Oh, no! Goddamn it! When you cry, it smells like a hot toilet at a carnival![to the Creature]
Oh, my God. John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the “f***-me” eyes.[Ted]No, she wasn’t.[John Bennett]She was giving you the “f***-me” eyes.[Ted]What are the “f***-me” eyes?[Samantha Jackson]Yeah, it’s… some women just have “f***-me” eyes.[Ted]Do I have “f***-me” eyes?[Samantha Jackson]No, you have “Give us the ring, my precious” eyes.[Ted]
[a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]Oh, my God![Female Nurse]Look, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.[John Bennett]We swear to God. It was an accident. We’re so sorry.[Ted]Well, I guess it’s all right. Those are the rejected sickle-cell samples.[Female Nurse]Oh, you hear that, Johnny? You’re covered in rejected black-guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.[Ted]
