Taggart![Billy Rosewood]Jesus Christ, Billy! You look like s***![John Taggart]Well, they’ve been torturing me for two days. What’s your excuse?[Billy Rosewood]
Sweetheart! You look fantastic! You look so… put together.[to Delores]
Surrender![Prince Humperdinck]You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.[Westley]
Stressed out mama. I bet you work too hard.[Angelica]How does she know that, Mom?[CC Walker]Because if she said Dad worked too hard, it would be sexist.[Jess Walker]
Stop hitting cars![Mike Woody]There’s a lot of blind spots in a snowplow.[Axel Foley]
Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely. I do hope it’s serious. Something dreadful.
Sorry. You don’t mind the pot, do you? I get migraines.[Samantha Jackson]Oh, absolutely. Me too.[John Bennett]That’s fine. I’m gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes.[Ted]
So, you think you got what it takes?[Frank Stevens]I’ll tell you what I got; your wife’s p***y on my breath.[Ted]Nobody’s ever talked to me like that before.[Frank Stevens]That’s because everyone’s mouth is usually full of your wife’s box.[Ted]You’re hired.[Frank Stevens]Ted: S***.[Ted]
So, do you say Arizona State University or do you just say HPVU?[to Sam]
So you’d want to make Godzilla our pet?[Senator Williams]No. We will be his.[Ishiro Serizawa]
Sitting out here in a public, jerking off? Where do you think you are? Red Lobster?[to John]
Shoulda got married in Vegas.