Funny Quotes

Things get funnier with time.

I’m gonna need a few more details.[Grace]They tend to just get in the way.[Benji Dunn]

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.[to Buttercup]

There was no money to manage. He could barely keep the power on.[Janine Melnitz]So he left us nothing?[Callie Spengler]Well, I wouldn’t say that. There is quite a bit of debt.[Janine Melnitz]

There seem to be 3 million completely miserable a**holes living in the Tri-State area.[Peter Venkman]Oh, please.[Hardemeyer]I beg your pardon. 3 million and one.[Peter Venkman]

Russell, if you don’t hurry up, the tigers will eat you.[Carl Fredricksen]There are no tigers in South America. Zoology.[Russell]

The world is not too fond of witches. Can’t imagine why.

The Furious Five! You’re so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You’re about the same.

That’s the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there.[Dana Barrett]What a crime.[Peter Venkman]

You all right, mate?[Billy Baird]That punk put a hole in my Versace.[Luther Stickell]

What the… She tried to shoot me![Benji Dunn]That doesn’t make her a bad person.[Ethan Hunt]

Tell me something, what’s the charge?[Axel Foley]Possession of a concealed weapon, disturbing the peace.[Beverly Hills Cop]Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What’s the f***ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bulls***![Axel Foley]