He is the strangest mοthеrf***еr I’ve ever known. And I’ve had a threesome with Gary Busey.[about Homelander]
Come on. Who hasn’t rolled over a broken tray table while making out in a blood-stained death trap?[to Travis]
Anybody can piss on the floor, but only a true hero can s*** on the ceiling.
All rom-coms have an arc. Even “You’ve Got Mail” begins with Tom Hanks killing that cop.[to Morty]
