Stupidity would be a learning disorder, wouldn’t it?[to Junior]
Stupid people are gonna say stupid s*** no matter how much of ourselves we amputate for them. They’re always gonna find a reason to look down on you.
Guilt makes people do stupid s***.
Foolishness is right next door to strength.
Folly of my kind, there’s always a yearning for more.
People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.
It’s funny they never talk about artificial stupidity.
If stupidity were a superpower, you would be goddamn Superman.[to Cliff]
I’m not the nicest guy in the Universe because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
Greed makes you stupid. Whatever drug you happen to be abusing at the time.
Don’t be stupid. Even in the short term.[to Jennifer]
