No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No, Tony, look at the cranial ridge, okay. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones.[on the phone]
Joey is asking if you’ve just ruined the first book he’s ever loved that didn’t star Jack Nicholson?[to Rachel]
Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.[watching sumo wrestlers on TV]
Do you know what rust does to a boat?[Leonard Green]It gives it a nice antiquey look?[Ross Geller]Rust is boat cancer, Ross.[Leonard Green]Wow, I’m sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.[Ross Geller]