He’s a very bad pianist, but when my wife sings, nobody notices. The customers stuff cheese in their ears.[about LeClerc]
Excuse me, may I say something? They shot him. You cannot have “Sadly Missed.”[rejecting a proposed inscription for René’s tombstone]
Do not worry, it is Michelle of the Resistance. She will repeat nothing.[to Maria]
Colonel, we are Germans! To have our uniforms made in London must be against the rules!
They should have modeled them on Helga’s bosom. We would have got a bigger drink.[about champagne glasses]
Not the gas poker! I will tell you everything I don’t know!
At these prices, I cannot afford another funeral.