Just beat the crap out of people. It will make you feel a lot better.[Pyotr: I beat the crap out of sofa so I don’t beat the crap out of people. You think that’s weird?]
It’s okay to have feelings, you know. Things that aren’t logical. Science makes us understand how to stay alive longer. Feelings give us the reason to want to.
If you want to feel the magic of cause and effect, you have to have a purpose.
If you don’t feel good going to work, you should find new work.
If a thing can be free, it should be free. If it can think, it should think. If it can feel, it should feel.
I feel things that other people are feeling. And some people are louder than others.[to Henry]
Feelings aren’t like memories. You can’t just pull them out of a file.
Feeling helpless is the worst feeling there is.
Feeling good about yourself helps with everything.
Even confessing feels good under the right circumstances.
Different aromas make you feel differently.
You don’t have romantic feelings, you. You just have animal urges. Sometimes I think you’ve learned the art of seduction by watching Wildlife on One.[to Rodney]
