Humanity is infectious. If you let it, it will get into your blood and travel all the way to your heart.
How do you know they’re connected?[Liv Baker]Come on. What are the odds of two aliens being in the same town and not knowing each other?[Mike Thompson]Isn’t it a little racist, assuming all aliens know each other?[Liv Baker]Of course it’s not racist. They ain’t human. How’s it going to be racist when they ain’t even a part of the superior race?[Mike Thompson]
Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered.
Deputy, it’s never the ones you expect. Trust me. I done seen enough depraved sexual behaviors and appetites for a lifetime.[Mike Thompson]Was that when you were in Vice?[Liv Baker]No, Tampa.[Mike Thompson]
Chemistry is the science of change. Add or subtract just one ingredient, and everything can spiral out of control. Friendships are no different.
Breathe.[Jay]Why? That would just keep me alive.[Asta Twelvetrees]
As humans, fishing is not about catching fish. It’s about talking about how we are not catching fish.
“So you wanna time travel? Warning: Traversing the space-time continuum may cause serious side effects, including incontinence, rectal bleeding, or a prolonged and painful erection.” All right, so it’s not all bad. Let’s do this.[reading a brochure]