I don’t see the nobility in this job. I see a loaded, lopsided game, full of people justifying their cynicism as a higher calling. It’s street-fighting in wigs, that’s all.
Everyone in this idiotic business is an idiot. You ever meet someone in show business who’s not an idiot, then they’re an a**hole. It’s a business of idiots and a**holes.
Business is where you are now. But what got you here is your word and your reputation. With that alone, you’ve still got an open line to New York. Without it, you’re done.[to Avon]
Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that your worst enemy has been awarded free ice cream, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.