Sinclair, I’m confused. I thought your sister said that Tina was mean.[Dustin Henderson]Oh, no, no. She’s not mean. She’s a villain. Like “kill the puppies for a fur coat” kind of villain. Trust me.[Lucas Sinclair]
Sexiest thing about a man is his sense of humor.
So what’s it gonna be? A new career? Or the yard?[Axe-Hand Morgan]Seven days? I could catch up on my sleep.[Roronoa Zoro]
Richie, motherf***er. Our flower budget is f***ing crazy, okay?[Natalie ‘Sugar’ Berzatto]I know, and I apologize, okay? I blame it on my elegance.[Richard ‘Richie’ Jerimovich]
People who don’t pay their building fees are the worst. It makes the rest of ours go up.
One pair of shoes. That’s weird.[Simon Williams]How so?[Trevor Slattery]If it’s a shoes-off house, there’d be a whole line of shoes. If it’s a shoes-on house, there’d be none. But one pair of shoes… What does that mean?[Simon Williams]Someone forgot their shoes.[Trevor Slattery]
One man’s grope is another woman’s gain.
Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.
Oh, you poor thing. You have to kill Martin Scorsese’s movie. I killed one of Warren’s movies in ’88 and he never slept with me again.[to Matt]
Oh, don’t play dumb.[Diana Taverner]I’m not sure you can say dumb anymore. I think it offends the vocally impaired or idiots. I can’t remember which.[Jackson Lamb]
Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like them just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see them in one piece, you hear?[to Jamie and Roy]
Nothing says successful town like a good rat infestation.
