One pair of shoes. That’s weird.[Simon Williams]How so?[Trevor Slattery]If it’s a shoes-off house, there’d be a whole line of shoes. If it’s a shoes-on house, there’d be none. But one pair of shoes… What does that mean?[Simon Williams]Someone forgot their shoes.[Trevor Slattery]
One man’s grope is another woman’s gain.
Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.
Oh, you poor thing. You have to kill Martin Scorsese’s movie. I killed one of Warren’s movies in ’88 and he never slept with me again.[to Matt]
Oh, don’t play dumb.[Diana Taverner]I’m not sure you can say dumb anymore. I think it offends the vocally impaired or idiots. I can’t remember which.[Jackson Lamb]
Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like them just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see them in one piece, you hear?[to Jamie and Roy]
Nothing says successful town like a good rat infestation.
Nothing lasts forever. Just ask a Ford Pinto.
Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man.
Nobody gets the death penalty for s*** they didn’t do.[Matty Bennett]Oh, what about The Fugitive?[Susan Bennett]What?[Matty Bennett]Harrison Ford got convicted in that movie, and he was innocent.[Susan Bennett]He must have did something in another movie.[Matty Bennett]
No hidden antennas.[Kerry Kane]The plural for antenna is antennae.[Hal Jordan]What’s the plural for eat s***?[Kerry Kane]
My mother is brain-damaged. What’s your excuse?[to Dorothy]
