How can we miss you if you won’t go away?[to Matt]
[looks at Dustin’s bruised face] Holy s***.[Mike Wheeler]Yep. Bike crash. Flew headfirst into a light post. Look, I’m sorry about missing the crawl, about everything.[Dustin Henderson]It’s not your fault. Don’t beat yourself up.[Mike Wheeler]Yeah, looks like he already did.[Lucas Sinclair]
Hey, you don’t happen to have any friends who wanna learn karate, do you? Oh, what am I saying? You don’t have any friends.[to Miguel]
Hey, she stole my childhood. I think we’re even.[Miriam ‘Midge’ Maisel: You stole your mother’s car?]
Now, who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions? You don’t know or y’all just bored?[Mr. Goldenfold]Hey, listen, you know, if we’re all bored over here, wouldn’t the common denominator be you?[Morty Smith]
He’s English. His loyalty is to the queen and to the bottle, not necessarily in that order.
He is too much of an a**hole to die.[to Frenchie, about Billy]
Grow some balls and get it over with already.[Murray Bauman]Hey! If you don’t shut up right now, Santa, I swear to God I will shoot this tracker into your potato sacks. And you know I’m a good enough shot to hit any mark, no matter how small.[Nancy Wheeler][to Jonathan]
Go f*** yourself![Charles-Haden Savage]Believe me, I’ve tried that, it didn’t work.[Oliver Putnam]
Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer than you’ve been alive, and I’m especially expert at first dates. Because that’s what I mostly have.[to Mabel]
Everything I say to you is private. If I noticed you was on fire and I told you, I’d expect you to keep it to yourself.[to Liv]
Dr. Santos, you and this patient share a common vocabulary.[Heather Collins]Yeah, I swear a lot. I know. I’m sorry.[Trinity Santos]They say it’s a sign of intelligence. I think it shows a lack of self-control. But what the f*** do I know?[Heather Collins]
